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[Then we see the torn and tattered Quasimodo close the cathedral doors, transitioning to the Feast of Fools]. All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. Duchess: Oh, ho, ho,you are charming! Oh, dear. Gottfried told the joke to recover after losing the crowd and eliciting booing and hissing with a joke about the 9/11 terrorist attacks, which had occurred just 18 days prior. Roquefort:B-But honest, guys! Frou-Frou: I know. Two cats throw a harness from the hay loft, encircling him. His chin isvery weak too. Rita Rudner: Where did these people find employment? Aristocats[ Singing ln French ]. YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! They're back! The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. (onscreen)Please introduce yourselves to him, darlings. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! Uh, not exactlyyour type, Duchess. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Swimming, some of the way. Uh-oh. Absolutely. Heel, roll over, play dead! The fun begins now on video! It's not fair! What a classyneighborhood. Then he rips off her underwear and he takes some of her pubes with it. Toulouse hisses and spits], Toulouse: [Snarling,Hissing]Meow! O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. Answer me please. After the performance, the talent agent asks them just what the hell their act was supposed to be, to which they respond, "The Aristocrats!" Kittens! The horse blocks the road. Winnie the Pooh! Step on the gas, Napoleon! For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Jillette and Provenza tell dirty jokes. Andy Richter: The brother comes out. Brian Cummings: It's loads of fun, there's jamming and playing with lots of new friends. This-- Well, this mansion? Jon Stewart: Um Yeah, I think it's best if we don't break it down. Roquefort: [Whispering]So he's the cat-napper! Now don't panic. Jasmine: [singing] We're eventually getting married! Duchess: You know something,Thomas, your friends arereally delightful. WebTHE JOKE LEADS ME DOWN ONE PATH, AND THEN IT SWITCHES THE PATH ON ME SUDDENLY, AND IT HITS ME WITH A HAMMER. Quotes.net. Edgar Balthazar: Ah, good day, sir. All: [offscreen]Everybody(2x)Everybodywants to be-A Lafayette:Hey, Napoleon,that sounds like the end. He could be a longshoreman. [Sniffling][Sloshing][Splat]Yeah! Edgar Balthazar: Cats inherit first! This article is about the offensive joke known as "The Aristocrats". Napoleon: Wha-Wha--What's goin' on? O'Malley:[offscreen]Hey, cool it, you little tiger. O'Malley: [sighs] Duchess, there's something I need to ask you. Berlioz: Andyou said we're gonnaride on your magic carpet. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! Possibly a reprobate. I havea cracker with me. Edgar Balthazar:Uh, allow me, Madame. Uhoh, yes. The Aristocrats Sketch [Screen fades from black, revealing the Jim Henson Video logo]. Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. Duchess: Especially whenhe's marinated! The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. They've got a paper route, they go to school and then you f*** 'em. All of them dollars. That's onlya little frog, my love. Duchess: Now, now, Toulouse. Lafayette:How come you always grabthe tender part for yourself, man? Duchess: Oh, no, no, no. O'Malley: "Swingers." Andy Richter: [in front of his infant child] I pull up Mommy's dress and I put my wiener in her butt. Shall we keep himin the family? It's awful and some blood starts dripping down her leg. Amelia: Oh, yes, I thinkwe'd better be going. As the butler pushes the trunk toward the door, O'Malley pushes from the other side. Amelia: Now listen to this, I am Amelia Gabble,and this is my sister--. Georges Hautecourt: Am I going too fast for you, Edgar? And the whole family starts running around screaming and laughing with their dicks and tittles all flapping around, covered with piss and shit and cum, goin', Learn More About The New Episode - Japanese Toilets. Duchess: [Laughing]Oh, darling. Ho, ho, ho! [Reading]"Prime Country Goose a la Provencal. " We British liketo keep things proper. South Park - The Aristocrats Joke. [offscreen]You believe me,don't you? But that's a whole other story. [Tearing]Oh drat! Phenomenal. Aristocats are never found inalley ways or hanging around. Oh, thank goodness. Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. Napoleon: They're black--How would I know that? Berlioz [offscreen] I wish we were homewith Madame right now. Lafayette: Hey, Napoleon! [after Wendy Liebman describes a normal family act]. Edgar Balthazar: Madame, uh-- May I takeyour parcel, Madame? Roquefort: [Yawns]So, that'sCreme de la cremeala Edgar. Very good. Frou-Frou: Hurry, Roquefort. Have some. [Laughing]You're making it very difficult. (2x) But I think we shouldget on with the will. It doesn't matter what it's called! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. So the piano player starts to play. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Oh, gracious! Roquefort:Don't worry about me! It really is muchtoo heavy for you, Madame. Lewis Black: That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. I'm the leader! Don't mindif I do. Comics Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette are in the fall-over-laughing camp. And don't worry. [Growling]. Clopin: Up there, high, high in the dark bell tower lives the mysterious bell ringer. It doesn't matter if they're boys or girls they're gonna be used anyway Bob Saget: - as nothing more than a hole. O'Malley:[offscreen]All right. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Oh, Edgar, they're back! [After the Walt Disney Pictures logo, silent clips of "Aladdin" and "Aladdin 2" are shown]. So they're all f***ing each other right. [Grunting]Lafayette! Very poetic. Amelia: It's scandalous. Scratch one butler. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story", the newest Disney sensation on video. Just back away from me. The joke, called "The Aristocrats" after its punchline, was setup as a pitch meeting to a talent agent. After it! because in a joke that's what happens. Which pets liveon cream and loving pats? Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? Roquefort: [Sniffiing]Mm! Thieves! Duchess: Now, Berlioz. Mark Elliott: Coming to video. He says, "Wow, that sounds good, what do you call this act?" Mm, ooh, oh, heh. I'll be spitting feathers for a week. Aristocrats no longer exist, or at least theyre not called aristocrats. and to most people, weird sex orgies arent associated with the ruling class. Scat Cat: Likewise, Duchess. Born in April of 1811, he was the They're too cutesy." Genie Chorus: [singing] They're eventually getting married at the festivalof Agrabaahhhh!!!! Nice goin; Toulouse. [ Singing ]Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ayTa-ra-ra-boom-de-ay[Humming]. Edgar Balthazar: Morning, Frou-Frou,my pretty steed. Berlioz:We were just practicingbiting and clawing. Live all the adventure of the movie and more. Here, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. Gives birth to a three-pound Shetland pony! It's just, "Here we go, "folks. [Clips of "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" are shown]. Then we see a picture of Walt Disney]. Pat Cooper: My grandmother, on the stage, has an abortion! Uncle Waldo: Oh, righto, girls. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offscreen]Careful, Toulouse! Oh. O'Malley: "Basted"? They got rubber feet. [The Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo appears]. 17:03. Edgar Balthazar:You came back? Edgar Balthazar: Oh, ho! Duchess:I'll never forget you,Thomas O'Malley. Andy Richter: Then I move my wiener back and forth, until stuff shoots out. Funny Knock Knock Jokes To Tell Your Friends. We're just a pairof sentimental old fools. Even if the punchline was the 1%, the joke would. Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! Berlioz: Look, guys! [to Roquefort] Strike one. What made them think that this this was entertaining? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: So good to see you, Georges. O'Malley:[offscreen]That was justa lucky break for me, baby. He's our oldest anddearest friend, you know. Prev Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! I wanna go home! [Chuckling][Giggling, Groaning]Mm-mm. O'Malley: Duchess, this isthe greatest cat of'em all: Scat Cat. The stormwill soon pass. Duchess[offscreen]Well--Yes, my love,but you must be very quiet or I'll send you to bed. Yeah. Georges Hautecourt: Evening. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. ". Gilbert Gottfried: And then the talent agent says, "That's awful. Scat Cat:Hold it, cats! Mark Elliott: "Muppet Treasure Island". Duchess Oh, how nice. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. Edgar, come quickly! Millions. WebThe aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Abigail: You really did quite wellfor a beginner. She goes, "Well, my sister plays the cello. O'Malley:Yeah, honey. You know, I mean, one of those--. Scat Cat: [ Chuckling ] Say! Toulouse: Females never fiight fair. Hiya, chicks. Look out for Edgar! You know. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Well, as you know, my friend,I have no living relatives,and naturally, I wantmy beloved catsto be alwayswell whatever cared for. You've just rescued Thomas, right? Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. [We see early pencil animations for the song, "Welcome to the Forty Thieves"]. Berlioz:[offscreen]Aw, shut up, Toulouse. Why? Portions of this script are copyrighted by walt disney company and are used without permission. You remember him,of course. Duchess: [Laughs]"Old picklepuss who"? I'm the leader. It's very niceof you. Oh, no. [ Chuckling ]. Georges Hautecourt: [Chuckling]Don't panic, Edgar. Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Roquefort: Mm. Edgar was in it. Disney classic animated feature aristocats script (version 1.0) disclaimer: Which pets are blessed with the fairest forms and faces? I'll saywhen it's the end. See what happens to Hitler's dick. Toulouse: Gee whiz! [O'Malley pounces. [Screen fades from black, revealing a clip of the 1995 Disney Interactive trailer where two children are at a computer playing the "Pocahontas" Animated Storybook game. Napoleon: Ow, that's me! He's nothing but a cad. While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies the aristocrats. Lafayette: I'll see ya in the morning,Napoleon. Oh, that's thatfamous restaurant. Uh, Iwassent here for help by a cat. [Hissing]. Amelia: Sir. [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. O'Malley: Duchess and kittens in trouble? and the father goes, "Watch us." Someone call the cops and Ill sneak out. First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. Ooh. Roquefort: Well, yes. Georges Hautecourt:Very good. You're comin' on. We're geese. Duchess: [Laughing]Why, monsieur,your name seems to coverall of Europe. And whatmight your name be? Your father is trapped within their world. Duchess: (offscreen; chuckling)Yes. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. O'Malley:[offscreen]Look, I'mgonna need help right away. Toulouse: I was havinga funny dream. Berlioz: Hey, do you really havea magic carpet, Monsieur O'Malleysir? Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Frou-Frou: [ Chuckles ]You're quite welcome, young man. Hugo, Victor and Laverne: [singing] A guy like you! Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". I'll show you a little bit later. Call the cops! Mm. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. The joke has a simple setup: A family visits a talent agent to pitch him on a new act. Suchan exciting day. You didn't say anything about blood." Very good. No. I'll be gone. WebThis 19th-century aristocrat was a spoiled rich boy who never grew up and a man who would often take delight in other peoples misfortune. Ooh. SMASH FLIX. Lafayette:Well, c'est la guerre,Napoleon. Roquefort:H-How about--O' Grady? [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. If we're going to Paris ourselves, why don't youjoin us? It slides out of the stable as a truck pulls up]. Georges Hautecourt: You haven't got an extra foot,have you, Edgar? Georges Hautecourt: Wha--? It says here. O'Malley: Come on, Duchess. Mark Elliott: "Toy Story". Napoleon: Mm-mm. Georges Hautecourt:[Chuckles] Of course. [Squeaking][Clattering] Oh! Duchess:[offscreen]His name is O'Malley. They'll be gone. [Whispering]Can you keep a secret? But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" Napoleon: Hush your mouth! Sue Kolinsky: Once for Hannukah he gave me a box of slim Tampax, and he says, "Leave them out so men will think you're really tight.". He's got a very huge wiener. Edgar Balthazar: Could we take the elevatorthis time, sir? Let's see. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. [1] Gottfried quickly launched into the infamous It probes the darkest, sickest places of the An inside look at the long-standing, transgressive joke amongst comedians called The Aristocrats. Mark Elliott: The story of one extraordinary human being. Duchess: (offscreen)Oh, yes, Monsieur O'Malley. Mysterious Cat-napperAbducts Family of Cats." All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Another cat slides a hook under the harness. Maybe you fellon your head. For a walking tourof France. And that was my vacation. [The workers take the trunk and drive away. Our poor owner,in that big mansion where we lived,all alone. Take that! He told me justto mention his name. Berlioz: [Yelps, Needle Scratching,Music Slows]. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. And come to think of it, O'Malley,you're not a cat, you're a rat. Duchess? O'Malley: Aloha. And so, you see,we can't leave her alone. Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. Kittens, come along! And certainly no one can do this betterthan my faithful servant, Edgar. WebThe Aristocrats "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up You don't know the way! Alright? The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time Napoleon: Wait a minute! It's about that big Bob Saget: I believe that's Shandling's joke. Obviously a philanderer who trifleswith unsuspecting women's hearts. Edgar Balthazar: Great. Toulouse: Frogs? The mother starts taking her blouse off. Edgar Balthazar: What the?! [offscreen]His eyes are too close together. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. A little lowerand faster there, buddy. Marie: Come on, guys, lets all start meowing. [chuckling] Just like you say, Thomas. [Everyone in the Hundred Acre Wood cheers for Pooh while they sit around a table] Carefully restored to it's original brilliance. I think it's wrong I've done a lot of PSA's do NOT f*** your family. Toulouse:[offscreen]I told ya it was Edgar. Duchess: Marie, darling. Edgar Balthazar: [ Shoes Squeaking ]Frou-Frou, tonight "Operation Catnapper"will be completed. Being British, I wouldhave preferred sherry. I'm outta here! O'Malley: [Gasping]Alrighty, whatever. Now think "goose.". Billy: After I went to a haunted mansion, I traveled into the future, and hung out with famous movie stars, and then I was attacked by aliens, got caught in a tidal wave and went all the road to China! Stop! Mac:[offscreen]Yup, and she goesall the way to Timbuktu. Mark Elliott: And everyone's favorite characters. And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. It's creme de la cremeala Edgar. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents an all-new animated motion picture event. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. [offscreen]Any last words? Remember when I took you to Sea World? O'Malley:Okay. Roquefort: I've got to find him. (outloud)Of course you can. Sorry, it was half You're going to travel first class[onscreen]in your ownprivate compartment[offscreen]all the wayto Timbuktu. Thank goodness you're safe! Georges Hautecourt: Yes, yes! I was asleep a winkall day. Don't get sore at me! [The screen flashes again, but this time with the white screen fading to a black background with text saying "Coming to Theaters Summer 1996"]. Duchess: Oh. Edgar opens the door. Get out! Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! Ooh. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! Oh, are you all right? Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that? It's a totally different show. WebThe Aristocats! Hallelujah! You take this position. My complimentsto the chef. And then the rest of the band's gonna jump up and we're gonna sing "Shine Your Shoes, Shine Your Shoes." I've heard the "joke." Naturellement! (2x). Georges Hautecourt: And how we celebrated your success! You are a great talent. Amelia: And by the way, when we get to Paris,you must meet Uncle Waldo. Marie: I'll show youif I'm a lady or not. Duchess: Oh, c'est tres jolie,monsieur. Come along for rapping and roaring with some furry bears. Get those twoweb-footed life guards outta here, okay?! Lafayette: [Chuckling nervously] Ow! Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. O'Malley: Well, uh, you seeI-l'm not exactlyher husband. No, it's less than that. Kyle: [after Cartman finishes the joke] I don't get it. [ Grunting ] Okay, Laffy, you're right, it's the end. It probes the darkest, sickest places of the comedian. O'Malley: Oh, thank you. [ Sighing ]Gee, I'm gonna miss them too. And I'm gonna shine my shoes with my vagina juices, put 'em back on, tap-tap-tap, do a split, and that's the act! Subscribe for more terrible shit! IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." Duchess? It's "Roquefort". Marie: Ooh, that would be wonderful, sir! [ Mumbling ]. And bring back f***ing major world leaders of the past 60 years, like Hitler. I'd like to send it to the kids from the show "Full House". That's four times twelve. So dysfunctional, it defies description. O'Malley: Now look, kids. Now, just a few dunks. Edgar throws the pitchfork at him, hitting him against the wall. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:That's exactlywhat they are, Georges. Look, Frou-Frou. He takes the tampon and throws it at the window and it sticks. She's a real sexy nine-year-old. And those eyes of yours. Please,let me explain. Upward and onward! Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [offsceen] Oh, my goodness, Edgar. Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Splendid! And aristocatic flair in what they do and what they say. You have That guy's dynamite. Sounds like a gangof swinging hep cats. Hey! Lafayette: He's back on the moter-thingy. Marie:[offscreen]Mama, may we watch Toulouse paintbefore we startour music lesson? Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Now, my pets,a little closer together. Run! Ah, Georges. Did you haveany luck at all? T. Sean Shannon: Three women of color, they go into this agent's office. In the 2005 documentary the aristocrats, bob saget stole the show with a wildly inappropriate take on a classic joke. Choo-choo-choo-choo,choo-choo-choo-choo. I like Uncle Waldo. Get-- Get washed downa storm drain. [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. Oh, perish the thought. Roquefort:[ Panting ] Mr.O'Malley, I've heard your name. She plays Chopin's third movement, in B minor. Ooh. From the theater.to your living room. That'll be turning it on. Clopin and Chorus: [singing] BellsofNotreDame! Hop aboard the motorcycle. Duchess, it's wonderfulto have you all back. [Dives off the bedpost and bounces off the ball with his helmet]. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. In that sense, its the ideal joke for a comedy documentary. [Clears Throat,Muttering]Aha. Multiplied by nine times. [ Singing ]Everybody wantsto be a catBecause a cat's the only catwho knows where it's at, O'Malley [ Spoken ] Tell me about it! Now what's the hang-up,your ladyship? And poor Madamedidn't sleep a wink either. Groove it, cat! Abigail: So first, you must gainself-confidenceby striking outon your own. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: Marie, my little one,you're going to be as beautifulas your mother. Duchess: Marie! O'Malley pushes the pitchfork off with his hind feet, freeing himself. Scat Cat: That's it, cats, come on let's do this for more! You knowthe kids are bushed. Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! I remember that Ifainted. That was very nice of you. The garbage canswhere common kitties play. Steady, girl. 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